How To Defeat Manchester United:

Wear Blue Jersey, that's all[Chelsea vs Man utd 1-0; Everton vs Man utd 3-0

How To Defeat GEJ in A Free And Fair Election:

Let his wife keep talking, that's all

How To Defeat Chelsea Anyday, Anytime In European Games

Wear a white and red striped Jersey, that's all [reference: Athletics Madrid]

How To Disturb Chelsea Anyday, Anytime in EPL

[b]Still Wear the same white and red striped Jersey [Reference: Sunderland vs Chelsea 2013/2014: 2-1; Sunderland vs Chelsea 2014/2015: 0-0; Southampton vs Chelsea 1-1(twice)

How To Keep The Mouths Of Your Enemies Shut Forever

Jega them, that's all, that's all[reference: Nigeria Decide: Jega vs Godsday]

How To Reverse All The Negative Prophecies From A Prophet

Call The Prophet Back on phone, that's all[Reference: Prophet Johnson Suleman]

How To Become A Prophet In Nigeria

Predict 50 Probable Things And When 20 Come To Pass You Are A Prophet, That's All
[Reference: Prophet Johnson Suleman]

How To Be Well-Known 1:

[b]Make a CD of hell fire you visited and sell, that's all [Reference: Linda who saw Hell and told her testi'money'

How To Be Well Known 2:

When Everybody Say Cow, You Say Donkey, That's all[reference: Orubebe]

How To Go Viral On Youtube

[b]Blow bad bad grammars, that's all [Reference: Patience Jonathan]

How To Defeat Arsenal In UCL

[b]Beat them black and blue in the first leg, that's all[References: AC vs Arsenal 4-0, Bayern vs Arsenal 3-1 Monaco vs Arsenal 3-1]

How To Make Liverpool Walk Alone

[b]Send a Man utd and an Arsenal To Them in Quick succession

How To Dissolve A Goliath Fellaini of Your Life

Let Zouma do the work, that's all


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How To Make Femi Fani Kayode Dance For You

Give him food and money, he will dance for you [Reference: Olusegun Obasanjo speech]