1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.
2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called
AJOJE.
3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have “chopulated”
that is called AFUNJE.
4. When you chop in government and the place you are chopping eventually folds up,
that is called AJEPA!
5. When you chop in government, you don’t remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, that is called AFISHE!
6. When you chop alone in government and you do not remember anybody, you kon dey
get headache today, fever tomorrow, hehehehehe…. I laff oyinbo laff…that one is called
APETA!
7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors
kon come say bring all papers, that is called ARANSI!
8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!
9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin
to chop, that is called EGUNJE!
10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and
chop their own too, that is called APEJE!
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN
SOKE!
12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey deny say you chop
anything, that is called JEUN KOKU!
13. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, that one is called AJEPE AYE!
14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America,
two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai,
children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, that one is called AJEBANU!
15. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but
you dey deny say you chop well well, that person na ALAJE SE.
16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer than the place u dey chop that
is called AJEFOLOJU.
17. When you chop in government so tay the place collapse, instead make them persecute
you, government re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called
AJEPAJUDE.
18. When you come chop government and people begin to para, dem begin to hala and u
dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.
19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA world cup ball) until dem
dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA.
20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree share am, that one na
AJERANJU.
21. When u chop for government come begin dey jump gate, its simply called AJE FO
GATE
22. When u chop reach u con dey say Stealing no be corruption, that one AJE TE
23. When you chop clear treasury empty, so tey gofment sef dey beg you to lend am
money….that one na ALAJE PALEMO
24. When you chop government money and there is loopholes,dat ALAJE DALU or DAWO
25. When you chop in government and you didn’t care about posterity, than na AJEKANYO
WA2
26. When you chop government money nd you miss your flight or bus,it is known as
ALAJE BA OKO OR ALAJE MISS BALU
27. When you enter government and you no see chop that na –Ajeti
28. When you chop clear treasury empty, so tey gofment sef dey beg you to lend am
money….that one na ALAJE RUN.
29. When you chop from this government, that government, those government, all
government like say na yu dem create Nigeria for, that one is called ALAJEYIA,
ALAJEYIPO or OBJ.
30. When u chop chop chop sotey dem come catch u, u come dey run, u come get
accident, ur head come scatter; na AJEFOLORI

i prefer d JEKINJE

Buhahahahahahahahahaha


When u chop sotey ur belle big for govt and na to dey open mouth to sleep
It should be called ALAJEHANU

Dyt:
Buhahahahahahahahahaha

When u chop sotey ur belle big for govt and na to dey open mouth to sleep It should be called ALAJEHANU

lolz.. when you chop so tey ur eyes com big like tinubu own
that is called AJERANJU...