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Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by Mrcapability7: 9:41pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Everything You Need To Know About The Nigeria Vs India Match Virtually everybody born before the invention of the internet must have heard the tale of a nonexistent football match between Nigeria and India that obviously took place in a parallel universe and somehow we got to hear the gory stories of that match. Though there are many variations of the story, every prevaricator seems to agree on a couple of facts about this fictional football match. Each storyteller agrees that; 1. This match ended with India scoring 99 goals and Nigeria scoring just one goal. 2. Nigerians where unable to kick the ball because the football kept turning to a lion (or something scary) to prevent them from playing the soccer ball. 3. The Indians later agreed that if Nigeria could score a goal, they would concede defeat 4. Samuel Okwaraji scored the winning goal and lost his life in the process. 5. FIFA banned India from soccer because they used black magic in that very game With the help of common sense (not that it was absent back then), quick access to information and the internet, every right thinking Nigerian has come to realize that such a story should be filled under “Blatant Lies”. |
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by hertz9te(m): 9:46pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
you just succeded in typing tue same things ive heard that you say are lies..........are you still going to create a space where you would put the truth about what happened? or are you just goint to tell us its a lie cos somebody told you it is |
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by Spactacle(m): 9:49pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
hertz9te: u Just spoke my mind bro Kudos 1 Like |
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by TR0UBLeMaKeR(f): 9:50pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by cyprus000: 9:56pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
[size=15pt]hmmm. What a very ROMANTIC story [/size] |
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by Mrcapability7: 9:57pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
hertz9te:when you re little you're feeds with lies, trust me 100% stories you were told in your childhood 98% are lies and u grown up with that mentality |
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by ednut1(m): 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
hw is this romance i blame cheap data and phones for the death of this section |
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by itsValo(m): 10:07pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
and what is this doing in the romance section |
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