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Nigerian by yysl: 4:38pm On Feb 03, 2009 |
A nigeria man walks into a bank in New york city & asks for the loan officer He tells the loan officer that he is going to nigeria on Business For two weeks & needs to borrow $5,000 The bank officer tell him that the bank Will need some form of security for the loan So nigeria man hand over the keys And documents of new Ferrari parked On the street in front of the bank HE produces the tittle & everything checks out The loan officer agrees to accept The car as collateral for the loan The bank"s president & it"s officers All enjoy a good laugh at nigerian For using a $250,000 Ferrari As collateral against $ 5,000 loan An employee of the bank then Drives the Ferrari into the bank"s Underground garage and parks it there Two weeks later,the nigerian returns Repay the $5,000 & their interest Which come to $ 15.41 The loan officer says: Sir, we are very happy to have had your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely But we are a little puzzled While you were away We checked you out & found that you a multimillionaire What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $ 5,000 The nigerian replies: Where else in New York City can i park my car For two weeks for only & 15.41 And expect it to be there when i return. |
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 7:54am On Feb 05, 2009 |
any comment? |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 8:12am On Feb 05, 2009 |
err yess!!! za post is berry pantabulous why are not lafppn |
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 12:50pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
clement t t,where are the errors |
Re: Nigerian by tytylayor: 1:37pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
merix |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
yysl errorss is gooding for za minding |
Re: Nigerian by romsky: 2:52pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
bottom lyn is dat we lyk awoof |
Re: Nigerian by CuteAngel(f): 2:57pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
U nkor? |
Re: Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 4:29pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
i like am now |
Re: Nigerian by romsky: 4:43pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
Angela did u not see i used a common pronoun abi wetin dem dey call WE |
Re: Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 4:46pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
so u don run change her name now to angela, you for call her angelina that one better. |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 4:48pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
angelina the girl wey u dey die for |
Re: Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 4:53pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
why u dey confess now, eh. I know say u like angelina, but you need make am public haba clemcy |
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 8:23am On Feb 06, 2009 |
na secret affair |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Feb 06, 2009 |
una wan take style open my ynash abi?? una plans no go work |
Re: Nigerian by sima(f): 3:35am On Feb 07, 2009 |
??/?/$$6&779999--?, <,%$ #, . . . . . error readin too long |
Re: Nigerian by CrazyMan(m): 10:59am On Feb 07, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: Nigerian by dani1luv: 11:02am On Feb 07, 2009 |
hey Crazykid |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 12:14pm On Feb 07, 2009 |
very crazie pikin @crazykid long time? hope ure good? |
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 11:08am On Feb 09, 2009 |
crazykid + very crazypinkin = crazykid/pinkin hw u na dey crazies ? |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 12:24pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
we are fine craze man |
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 4:16pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
crazy don full ground,egba mi ooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Nigerian by CrazyMan(m): 5:46pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
How all of una de; I send my |
Re: Nigerian by tytylayor: 10:06am On Feb 10, 2009 |
be my val |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On Feb 10, 2009 |
lol crazie i need to toast you *wears gucci, washes old faded jean, puts on a designer tee shirt and goes off to toast craziedarlyn * |
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 7:44am On Feb 11, 2009 |
if crazy agree wt u,u may wound oooooooooooooooo |
Re: Nigerian by Nobody: 8:30am On Feb 11, 2009 |
The truth is that they both will be wounding each other |
Re: Nigerian by CrazyMan(m): 9:07am On Feb 11, 2009 |
Considering the begging, frog jumping, custant flashing and texting of tytylayor, I've decided that he's going to be my Val. But Bros hope say your pocket rate de high sha |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Feb 11, 2009 |
tyty wey dey smoke garri ati kuli kuli sleep na him u wan love |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Feb 11, 2009 |
tyty wey dey ride bicycle go visit her pple ne him u wan love? |
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 7:44am On Feb 12, 2009 |
tintinlayo,where are u? em em is that true? |
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 3:36pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
u know i dont lie anyhow |
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