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Nigerian by yysl: 4:38pm On Feb 03, 2009
A nigeria man walks into a bank in
New york city & asks for the loan officer
He tells the loan officer that he is going to nigeria on
Business

For two weeks & needs to borrow $5,000
The bank officer tell him that the bank
Will need some form of security for the loan
So nigeria man hand over the keys
And documents of new Ferrari parked
On the street in front of the bank

HE produces the tittle & everything checks out
The loan officer agrees to accept
The car as collateral for the loan
The bank"s president & it"s officers
All enjoy a good laugh at nigerian
For using a $250,000 Ferrari
As collateral against $ 5,000 loan

An employee of the bank then
Drives the Ferrari into the bank"s
Underground garage and parks it there

Two weeks later,the nigerian returns
Repay the $5,000 & their interest
Which come to $ 15.41

The loan officer says:
Sir, we are very happy to have had your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely
But we are a little puzzled
While you were away
We checked you out & found that you a multimillionaire
What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $ 5,000

The nigerian replies:
Where else in New York City can i park my car
For two weeks for only & 15.41
And expect it to be there when i return.
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 7:54am On Feb 05, 2009
any comment?
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 8:12am On Feb 05, 2009
err yess!!!

za post is berry pantabulous grin grin

why are not lafppn grin
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 12:50pm On Feb 05, 2009
clement t t,where are the errors tongue
Re: Nigerian by tytylayor: 1:37pm On Feb 05, 2009
merix
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Feb 05, 2009
yysl
errorss is gooding for za minding
Re: Nigerian by romsky: 2:52pm On Feb 05, 2009
bottom lyn is dat we lyk awoof
Re: Nigerian by CuteAngel(f): 2:57pm On Feb 05, 2009
U nkor?
Re: Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 4:29pm On Feb 05, 2009
i like am now grin
Re: Nigerian by romsky: 4:43pm On Feb 05, 2009
Angela did u not see i used a common pronoun abi wetin dem dey call WE
Re: Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 4:46pm On Feb 05, 2009
so u don run change her name now to angela, you for call her angelina that one better.
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 4:48pm On Feb 05, 2009
angelina the girl wey u dey die for
Re: Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 4:53pm On Feb 05, 2009
why u dey confess now, eh. I know say u like angelina, but you need make am public haba clemcy
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 8:23am On Feb 06, 2009
na secret affair grin
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Feb 06, 2009
una wan take style open my ynash abi??

una plans no go work angry grin grin grin angry shocked
Re: Nigerian by sima(f): 3:35am On Feb 07, 2009
??/?/$$6&779999--?, <,%$ #, . . . . . error readin undecided
too long angry
Re: Nigerian by CrazyMan(m): 10:59am On Feb 07, 2009
hmmm
Re: Nigerian by dani1luv: 11:02am On Feb 07, 2009
hey Crazykid cheesy
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 12:14pm On Feb 07, 2009
very crazie pikin grin

@crazykid long time? hope ure good? wink grin
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 11:08am On Feb 09, 2009
crazykid + very crazypinkin = crazykid/pinkin

hw u na dey crazies ? wink
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 12:24pm On Feb 09, 2009
we are fine craze man grin
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 4:16pm On Feb 09, 2009
crazy don full ground,egba mi ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Nigerian by CrazyMan(m): 5:46pm On Feb 09, 2009
How all of una de; I send my warm hot greetings to you all. Finally I've got good news; am now a female; which means you all can toast me for real. grin but na because of Val sha after Val I go turn to man back grin grin
Re: Nigerian by tytylayor: 10:06am On Feb 10, 2009
be my val grin
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On Feb 10, 2009
lol crazie i need to toast you kiss

*wears gucci, washes old faded jean, puts on a designer tee shirt and goes off to toast craziedarlyn kiss*
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 7:44am On Feb 11, 2009
if crazy agree wt u,u may wound oooooooooooooooo kiss
Re: Nigerian by Nobody: 8:30am On Feb 11, 2009
The truth is that they both will be wounding each other
Re: Nigerian by CrazyMan(m): 9:07am On Feb 11, 2009
Considering the begging, frog jumping, custant flashing and texting of tytylayor, I've decided that he's going to be my Val. grin

But Bros hope say your pocket rate de high sha grin
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Feb 11, 2009
tyty wey dey smoke garri ati kuli kuli sleep na him u wan love shocked
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Feb 11, 2009
tyty wey dey ride bicycle go visit her pple ne him u wan love? grin
Re: Nigerian by yysl: 7:44am On Feb 12, 2009
tintinlayo,where are u?
em em is that true?
Re: Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 3:36pm On Feb 12, 2009
u know i dont lie anyhow

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