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What I did to get a girl to like me by MrsFixNaija(f): 7:27pm On May 01, 2015 |
"Me I've even gone to mosque too because of a woman when I was in year 1. I did "aluwala" that day. I also attended Saturday church for a 7th day Adventist girl before. The silliest one is the early morning 6am mass to take Holy Communion because of a Catholic girl. I even started wearing rosery and learning "Holy Mary, the mother of God" because of her. I was about to use stronghead join choir even with my bitter cracking voice before the girl I wanted to do it for left for another school, and no GSM then. I actually came out for deliverance and alter call, then later joined usher because of a girl.....only for her to tell me that she's a "future partner" of the head usher. I didn't tell the pastor why I refused to attend that particular Redeemed church again. Those are the times of no GSM so I was difficult to track. another silly one is when Caprisone first came out in 1997 and I've never tasted it but I've seen it's beautiful advert. I bought 4 for a lady, when I've not even tasted a drop of Caprisone before. I was so broke that I couldn't afford just one for myself. Only to visit the girl the day after I gave her the caprisone, and found her with her boyfriend sharing it 2,2 drinking caprisone I bought with my hard-earned money with rice. They invited me to come and eat and drink, I said no that I was just passing by. You know what, that was the day I was supposed to toast the girl, hoping that my 4 caprisone would have done 50% of the job for me. I stopped talking to the girl since that day. Chaii....boys don suffer.
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