@Mamaput wetin dey happen?
where the chop chop or item 7?

Happy 43rd birthday mamaput! Hmmm 50 no far again o!

Have fun! Pls dont forget to reserve one of your daughters for me!

All of you asking for food you do not pity me. haba
I did not invite anyone but unfortunately for me some people knew it was my birthday and just landed. i now had to cook. they even ate my rice from yesterday and i had to buy cake.
even milk i had to go and borrow from my neighbor.
And now some people still want food. Do i look like cook

mamaput:

Do i look like cook

at least for today! A resounding yes!

Happy Brithday

Kai, I wish I was there sef to make my mouth contribution

Mamaput, people are showing their love for you, you B nice person that's Y

mamaput:

All of you asking for food you do not pity me. haba
I did not invite anyone but unfortunately for me some people knew it was my birthday and just landed. i now had to cook. they even ate my rice from yesterday and i had to buy cake.
even milk i had to go and borrow from my neighbor.
And now some people still want food. Do i look like cook

I can bet on my last cent those people that "landed" were nigerians!

Not at all.  Those that knew are not in town. The others i did not tell.
Thank god  for the holidays.
Some how funny some travelled some sent their kids on holiday and have gone to pick them.France or England.and one i do not even know were she went. and the last was expecting visitors her self.

Happy birthday mummy.

Happy birthday mamaput. No need for food, abeg. Just provide proper palmwine make we wash am well.

@ Mamaput
U had to borrow milk from neighbours?
ROTFLaugh my friggin lil behind off

@ mamaput

I have milk! You can have it, just exchange it for one daughter!

Happy Cake Daii

ooh yeh
i wish you happy birthday
ooooooooooooooh yeh
very many many happy returns

happy birthday mamaput. may your children continue to bring you joy and happiness and may you live to see their children's children. ise

davidylan:

@ mamaput

I have milk! You can have it, just exchange it for one daughter!

why take the milk when i can have the cow
And i do not need a cow.

I WANT A HOUSE IN SPAIN .
then we can start talking about having my daughter.

dont forget the swimming pool.

got the information late would have come to your house.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy bday, and i wish you more good yrs 2 come

iice u female or male?

_{look at the pink letter beside my name}

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Apy bday aloib 4 2day
Apy bday mamaput 4 yestday
Apy bday pati, 2days back

I wish u'al d very best in life
bt mamaput, hw's your daughter
   cld she b mai,,
, kidin

MAMAPUT happy birthday
however today is my birthday
i guess we share the same month so
that cancels our foods
you eat yours in remebrance of my birthday
and i will eat mine in remembrance of your birthday

long live Mamaput!!! long Live Typewriter!!!

mamaput lovely i was not on for a while but happy birthday yesterday

mamaput:


why take the milk when i can have the cow
And i do not need a cow.

I WANT A HOUSE IN SPAIN .
then we can start talking about having my daughter.

don't forget the swimming pool.

Only one house? And only in spain?
Wait small!
Fatten your daughter while i make arrangements.

Abi you will buy two house in Spain.
No one in spain and one in (let me think about it)

Aaahh Mamaput, i take it back. dont bother fattening that chic there, she's cute enough. To build the house i have in mind for you will take a really long time considering it is going to be of the best quality and i am waiting for even better building materials to be invented. Meanwhile, your daughter no fit hold bodi reach that time o!

In that case you have to wait for the other one to grow. But that one there are already two people that are knocking for marrage.

Plus me making 3!

May i send my C.V?

The house will do.
But i have to warn you.
She is stubbon.
And not in a small way.
But she is ver honest and very faithfull.
Be4 she tells a lie she will say she is not telling at all

awww, mama put, happy birthday, wow, you are really um, old, matured!

Happr birthday to you. The MAAMA

@ mamaput

The more stubborn the better! As per the houses, i am currently waiting for new building materials to be invented, pls prepare your daughter for onward transfer!