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Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:09pm On May 03, 2015
Thank Jesus, man isn't God and vice versa. Christians say, God is good, all the time. Muslims say, he is ever merciful.

In all, God is generous, kind, patient and loving smiley

Then, if man were God, how would it be?

Do you think it might resemble any of these?



1. He won't answer your prayers if you fart while praying.


2. He would take bribes before letting you into his heaven.

3. Politicians will be his clients as they'll always be looking out for ways to get his backing.


4. Since it is supposed He is white, heavens will be filled with more whites- he will be a racist.


5. If you don't believe in his existence, you would suffer famine and depravity until you die.


6. He will be breaking his promises here and there like politicians.



I use this medium to sing this song, "How Great Is Our God".

Happy Sunday.

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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Phinagold(f): 2:12pm On May 03, 2015
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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Princecalm(m): 2:15pm On May 03, 2015
Man cannot be God and vice versa
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by BeeBeeOoh(m): 2:20pm On May 03, 2015
emusmith:

6. He will be breaking his promises here and there like politicians.
Nigerian Politicians To Be Precise..
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by RaeMystix: 2:20pm On May 03, 2015
Hmmmm
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:21pm On May 03, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
Nigerian Politicians To Be Precise..


Haha...politicians are same everywhere oo
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by BeeBeeOoh(m): 2:23pm On May 03, 2015
emusmith:


Haha...politicians are same everywhere oo
leave that trophy for Naija politicians, they've been breaking that record for time immemorial..

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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:24pm On May 03, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
leave that trophy for Naija politicians, they've been breaking that record for time immemorial..


Hehehehe... Nigeria politicians get PHd for that level sha smiley

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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by RaeMystix: 2:27pm On May 03, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
leave that trophy for Naija politicians, they've been breaking that record for time immemorial..
True
grin grin
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 03, 2015
RaeMystix:

True
grin grin


Happy Sunday... Sure it's not same in out there?
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by jeweljoan(f): 2:35pm On May 03, 2015
Thank God for God...only the rich will survive cos we would have been buying the air we breathe and sometimes even with your money,there would be air scarcity.
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:39pm On May 03, 2015
jeweljoan:
Thank God for God...only the rich will survive cos we would have been buying the air we breathe and sometimes even with your money,there would be air scarcity.


As in enh cheesy
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 03, 2015
Mehn guy man for the proud like fuckin pheroh
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 3:00pm On May 03, 2015
mrsefan:
Mehn guy man for the proud like fuckin pheroh


Lol
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by realtestament(m): 3:05pm On May 03, 2015
He will get turned on anytime he creates a hot babe.
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by RaeMystix: 4:05pm On May 03, 2015
emusmith:


Happy Sunday... Sure it's not same in out there?
It's quite the same...Happy Sunday day to you also.
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by englishmart(m): 4:23pm On May 03, 2015
he would not allow beautiful girls to be created on earth. And I fit vex kill God
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by An2elect2(f): 6:52pm On May 03, 2015
Some things dont make me laugh anymore.
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Houseofglam7(f): 4:43pm On May 04, 2015
Man ain't God after all
Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Whizpeter(m): 9:34am On May 06, 2015
If I were to be God, Nigerian Politicians would be 'Holier' than me...

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