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| Imagine That You Were Arrested by Ndkings1(m): 7:31pm On May 03, 2015 |
Imagine that you were arrested by Nigerian Police for driving through one way and they took u to the police station. In the process, they seized your phone. At that moment a text message comes in "abeg If u dey come, buy 1 Ak 47 and 4 Bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight" How do u explain to the Police officer that your friend meant a Vodka (AK 47), and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)? To make matter worse, your friends name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB -1 on your phone! Answers pls! |
| Re: Imagine That You Were Arrested by debayun(m): 7:39pm On May 03, 2015 |
Simple I'll tell the police man to follow me to my friends house wearing a mufty then I will introduce the police to my friend as a long time paddy in the process of the conversation he is bound to ask 4 the said items without me talking which will reveal the true identity of the items   |
| Re: Imagine That You Were Arrested by wemmy01(m): 7:41pm On May 03, 2015 |
gbese re oooooo |
| Re: Imagine That You Were Arrested by Holla911(m): 7:58pm On May 03, 2015 |
I go simply stop imagining  |
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