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Please How True Is This Pic? by Ugojames(m): 8:14pm On May 03, 2015
Just came across this pic pls how true is it?

Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by loomer: 8:22pm On May 03, 2015
shocked
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 8:43pm On May 03, 2015
dont you have a bible at home
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by xreal: 8:46pm On May 03, 2015
I no know ooo!
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 11:14am On May 04, 2015
Ugojames:
Just came across this pic pls how true is it?
Everything in the pic is true.
He however was not taken out directly because of the act
but for the selfish thought that he can get way with a pull out plan of "why buy a cow when you can get milk for free"
He was expected to buy the cow, not to milk it free and thereby plan to shy away from his responsibilities

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 12:04pm On May 04, 2015
MuttleyLaff:

Everything in the pic is true.
He however was not taken out directly because of the act
but for the selfish thought that he can get way with a pull out plan of "why buy a cow when you can get milk for free"
He was expected to buy the cow, not to milk it free and thereby plan to shy away from his responsibilities

and so had to be killed right? wink

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 12:39pm On May 04, 2015
johnydon22:
and so had to be killed right? wink
You rarely miss a chance of this sort to scoff and challenge wink
Know you havent grown dull.
Nor are your ears hard of hearing or you had your eyes closed when you read the response

He was taken out because of wickedness, just as his elder brother, earlier was, taken out for being wicked

Come to think of it, he likely had an heart attack, died of fright or got scared to death of being found out
Visit Genesis 38:6-10 for the exact details
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 1:03pm On May 04, 2015
MuttleyLaff:
You rarely miss a chance of this sort to scoff and challenge wink
Know you havent grown dull.
Nor are your ears hard of hearing or you had your eyes closed when you read the response

He was taken out because of wickedness, just as his elder brother, earlier was, taken out for being wicked
and his wickedness was pulling out instead of ejaculation in his brother's wife ...right? wink

MuttleyLaff:

Come to think of it, he likely had an heart attack, died of fright or got scared to death of being found out
Visit Genesis 38:6-10 for the exact details
Am sure you are trying to be dishonest here and as usual lie for god... wink
lets see the cause of his death..

genesis 38:8-10
8Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill
your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your
brother.” But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so
[size=20]whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the
ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he
did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death
also.
[/size]

Now what is this your talk of possible heart attack or fear. . . Must you always assume up lies to defend the bible? cheesy

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 3:24pm On May 04, 2015
johnydon22:
and his wickedness was pulling out instead of ejaculation in his brother's wife ...right? wink

Mr Johny, allow me to repeat myself, once more:
He however was not taken out directly because of the act
but for the selfish thought that he can get way with a pull out plan of "why buy a cow when you can get milk for free"
He was expected to buy the cow, not to milk it free and thereby plan to shy away from his responsibilities

johnydon22:
Am sure you are trying to be dishonest here and as usual lie for god... wink
lets see the cause of his death..

Genesis 38:8-10
8Then Judah said to Onan,
“Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.”
9But Onan knew that the child would not be his;
so [size=20]whenever he slept with his brother’s wife,
he spilled his semen on the ground
to keep from providing offspring for his brother.
10What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight;
so the LORD put him to death also.[/size]
Am sure you are trying to be dishonest here and as usual laying up groundless accusations ... wink
Remember it was I, who first provided the Genesis 38:6-10 for you to visit for the exact details
and did so without complulsion or being under duress
so let me also zoom your gaze unto "whenever"
Notice, the chap, did this, not JUST once, he did it, more than once, and each time he ploughed the field, he pulled out.
so he wasnt snuffed on the first act, it was after the first.
He enjoyed the thrill a few more times before shown the exit

johnydon22:
Now what is this your talk of possible heart attack or fear. . .
Must you always assume up lies to defend the bible? cheesy
I can see you pretending not reading the preceding "He was taken out" before the light-hearted heart attack or whatnot
Must you always be this high strung over a light-heartedly made remark?
Must you always assume light-heartedly made remarks are lies to defend the bible? cheesy

We all are going to be TAKEN OUT at some point in time
Death is inevitable, and the way we go out irrelevant
Chill my friend
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 6:00pm On May 04, 2015
MuttleyLaff:


Mr Johny, allow me to repeat myself, once more:
He however was not taken out directly because of the act
but for the selfish thought that he can get way with a pull out plan of "why buy a cow when you can get milk for free"
He was expected to buy the cow, not to milk it free and thereby plan to shy away from his responsibilities


Am sure you are trying to be dishonest here and as usual laying up groundless accusations ... wink
Remember it was I, who first provided the Genesis 38:6-10 for you to visit for the exact details
and did so without complulsion or being under duress
so let me also zoom your gaze unto "whenever"
Notice, the chap, did this, not JUST once, he did it, more than once, and each time he ploughed the field, he pulled out.
so he wasnt snuffed on the first act, it was after the first.
He enjoyed the thrill a few more times before shown the exit


I can see you pretending not reading the preceding "He was taken out" before the light-hearted heart attack or whatnot
Must you always be this high strung over a light-heartedly made remark?
Must you always assume light-heartedly made remarks are lies to defend the bible? cheesy

We all are going to be TAKEN OUT at some point in time
Death is inevitable, and the way we go out irrelevant
Chill my friend

hahahahaha have you finished ? after all this you still helped me make my point. . .

[size=20] He was taken out for not spilling into his brother's wife right[/size] grin.. hahahahaha chai bible oooo

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 6:54pm On May 04, 2015
johnydon22:
hahahahaha have you finished ? after all this you still helped me make my point. . .
[size=20]He was taken out for not spilling into his brother's wife right[/size] grin..
hahahahaha chai bible oooo
Yes, I have finished for now and especially at that juncture
but you my friend, you're very delusional, as I didnt help you make no point

Has already mentioned severally before, he was taken out, after more than one time of not doing the right thing as expected of him
This is wickedness.
Are you familiar with the inheritance structure set up and widow plights of that era
Do you understand the gravity of his act and the effect to the welfare or quality of life of this widow?

What sort of living with a false sense of triumph are you salivating and cheering on about now?
Facepalm, I give up
.
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 7:15pm On May 04, 2015
MuttleyLaff:

Yes, I have finished for now and especially at that juncture
but you my friend, you're very delusional, as I didnt help you make no point

Has already mentioned severally before, he was taken out, after more than one time of not doing the right thing as expected of him
This is wickedness.
Are you familiar with the inheritance structure set up and widow plights of that era
Do you understand the gravity of his act and the effect to the welfare or quality of life of this widow?

What sort of living with a false sense of triumph are you salivating and cheering on about now?
Facepalm, I give up
.

hahahahahahahahaha [size=20] Ok he wasnt killed for shagging his brother's wife many times but just because he chose not to pour inside... [/size]
it is simply very clear..

Oya continue everybody is seeing you glaring twisting tactics, try so hard we know this is not even a debate.... am loving this grin grin
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 7:40pm On May 04, 2015
johnydon22:
hahahahahahahahaha
[size=20]Ok he wasnt killed for shagging his brother's wife many times
but just because he chose not to pour inside... [/size]
Yes he wasnt killed for shagging his brother's wife many times,
but was taken out for going against the grain when he "chose not to pour inside" as was expected of him to do

johnydon22:
it is simply very clear..
OK, not saying you're slow on the uptake
but I do appreciate not all do understand the practical and moral implications of the dastardly deeds here
This wicked act is denying the widow of an inheritance and chances of survival
The man was happily straffing away and shinninng his congo BUT repeatedly refusing to face up to reality and to his responsibility

His been shown the exit, served as a deterrent to others thinking of planning to do the same
and sent a strong message that God frowns on such selfish, self centred wicked and cruel act.

johnydon22:
Oya continue everybody is seeing you glaring twisting tactics,
try so hard we know this is not even a debate.... am loving this grin grin
Yes, you're so quick to whine and point an accusing "everybody is seeing your glaring twisting tactics" finger to the other party
when three bony ones are pointing back at you
Trust me, you're not loving this as much as I do grin grin

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 7:50pm On May 04, 2015
MuttleyLaff:

[size=20]Yes he wasnt killed for shagging his brother's wife many times,
but was taken out for going against the grain when he "chose not to pour inside" [/size]as was expected of him to do


OK, not saying you're slow on the uptake
but I do appreciate not all do understand the practical and moral implications of the dastardly deeds here
This wicked act is denying the widow of an inheritance and chances of survival
The man was happily straffing away and shinninng his congo BUT repeatedly refusing to face up to reality and to his responsibility

His been shown the exit, served as a deterrent to others thinking of planning to do the same
and sent a strong message that God frowns on such selfish, self centred wicked and cruel act.


Yes, you're so quick to whine and point an accusing "everybody is seeing your glaring twisting tactics" finger the other party
You're not loving this as much as I do grin grin


finally thats all i have been yapping here since and you have been running around mustering up defence..choi grin
...nothing more to say.....You just helped make my point..thanks for that..grin grin
. . . just a question, you get long yarn as defence..lmao.. grin

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 8:20pm On May 04, 2015
johnydon22:
finally thats all i have been yapping here since
Of course, you have been yapping,
but you actually have been yapping like a puppy, up the wrong tree

johnydon22:
and you have been running around mustering up defence..choi grin
Sorry the temptation to say "Welcome Johny-Come-Lately" at this point, is too strong to resist
How you can read from the onset https://www.nairaland.com/2292179/please-how-true-pic#33404282
and still need corraling to the facts and truths beats me

johnydon22:
...nothing more to say.....
Bet you would have nothing more to say
now please dont forget your Chance card, "ADVANCE TO GO. COLLECT $200"

johnydon22:
You just helped make my point..thanks for that..grin grin
I didnt have to, the point, fact and truth were made from the onset buddy
Before you started making a meal of this thread and trying to complicate it, the point was already made at:
https://www.nairaland.com/2292179/please-how-true-pic#33404282

johnydon22:
. . . just a question, you get long yarn as defence..lmao.. grin
... just an answer to that. It's you who made a meal out of it...
you tried making a simple event overly complicated ROTBL grin
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 8:33pm On May 04, 2015
MuttleyLaff:

Of course, you have been yapping,
but you actually have been yapping like a puppy, up the wrong tree


Sorry the temptation to say "Welcome Johny-Come-Lately" at this point, is too strong to resist
How you can read from the onset https://www.nairaland.com/2292179/please-how-true-pic#33404282
and still need corraling to the facts and truths beats me


Bet you would have nothing more to say
now please dont forget your Chance card, "Advance to Go. Collect $200"


I didnt have to, the point, fact and truth were made from the onset buddy
Before you started making a meal of this thread and trying to complicate it, the point was already made at:
https://www.nairaland.com/2292179/please-how-true-pic#33404282


... just an answer to that. It's you who made a meal out of it...
you tried making a simple event overly complicated ROTBL grin

hahahahahaha another long yarn shocked

hehehehehehe omo am bored.. oya lets start again.

[size=20] The dude was killed because he didnt pour inside the punany[/size] puhahahahahaha cheesy

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 8:41pm On May 04, 2015
johnydon22:
hahahahahaha another long yarn shocked

hehehehehehe omo am bored.. oya lets start again.

[size=20] The dude was killed because he didnt pour inside the punany[/size] puhahahahahaha cheesy
OK. Why didnt he pour inside
Remember you forming at Ugojames or loomer with "dont you have a bible at home"
https://www.nairaland.com/2292179/please-how-true-pic#33387661
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by johnydon22(m): 8:52pm On May 04, 2015
MuttleyLaff:

OK. Why didnt he pour inside
Remember you forming at Ugojames or loomer with "dont you have a bible at home"
https://www.nairaland.com/2292179/please-how-true-pic#33387661

Hiaaaaaan, is it by force to pour inside ....angry you never hear of withdrawal method ni? undecided

LMFAO.... grin

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Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by MuttleyLaff: 9:12pm On May 04, 2015
johnydon22:
Hiaaaaaan, is it by force to pour inside ....angry
In this particular case, yes it is angry
It however is more of an expected duty or responsibility, and nothing really to do with force,
the repercussion of not rising to the task can be fatal, this, Onan soon, though late, found out.

johnydon22:
you never hear of withdrawal method ni? undecided
Yes I have heard of withdrawal method and used it severally,
Onan doing withdrawal method is acceptable with any other female
but oh no, the withdrawal method IS NOT acceptable by Onan with this special and particular female
especially not when she hasnt got a heir yet to inherit or claim the firstborn's (i.e. Onan's brother, Er is the firstborn) double portion of inheritance

johnydon22:
LMFAO.... grin
You really are doing an excellent job fending off any understanding as to why Onan didnt want to willingly pour
Watching your antics and reading all your posts, the joke is on you my friend. ROTBL... grin
Re: Please How True Is This Pic? by Ugojames(m): 10:53am On May 06, 2015
Just sitting and watching grin

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