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Must See Lol by abdulskulboy(m): 11:25pm On May 03, 2015
SECOND SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (Answer all questions)

1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnapped?(20marks)

1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)

2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks)

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?

4. If your X-boyfriend/X-Girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.

SECTION C (Answer 2)

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks)

2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)

3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks)

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Re: Must See Lol by Maczeelly(m): 11:52pm On May 03, 2015
I need extra paper..........
Re: Must See Lol by braintext(m): 11:54pm On May 03, 2015
Choi.....too simple....extra sheet....I'm almost done
Re: Must See Lol by Kylez(m): 12:08am On May 04, 2015
Am through... wink
Re: Must See Lol by Nobody: 12:17am On May 04, 2015
Wait make I play small

Re: Must See Lol by Nobody: 12:20am On May 04, 2015
Wait mama peace just send me an e-mail concerning the question

Re: Must See Lol by wisdom34: 8:51am On May 04, 2015
Maczelly comot ur hand na shocked

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