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How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by Mikwus(f): 10:58am On May 04, 2015 |
How do explain when a Nigerian Police officer arrests you and checks your phone and just at that moment, a text message comes in from your friend saying "Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey jolly well before we go out tonight". How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet) To make matters worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1". Oya start to sort am out 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by muscoliscious(f): 11:13am On May 04, 2015 |
Unless u be 1 of the avengers,u ll be safe |
Re: How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by pussygotlips: 11:26am On May 04, 2015 |
Police dare not have my phone, but if they do,i will explain to them what was mean by the message, incase they disagree i will simply ask them reply the message for further explanation from friend. |
Re: How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by abi003: 12:20pm On May 04, 2015 |
GOBE!!! In double capital letters |
Re: How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by TheRealAdonye(m): 3:44pm On May 04, 2015 |
Loool |
Re: How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by DOOSNAS(m): 2:40am On May 05, 2015 |
9ja police, give him 1k and u are good to go. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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