Imagine that you were arrested by Nigerian
Police for driving through one way and they
took u to the police station. In the process,
they seized your phone.
At that moment a text message comes in
"abeg If u dey come, buy 1 Ak 47 and 4
Bullets make we take dey well before we go
out tonight"
How do u explain to the Police officer that
your friend meant a Vodka (AK
47), and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?
To make matter worse, your friends name is
Robert and you saved it as "ROB -1 on your
phone! How?