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Jesus Ethnicity by BrownEyes4(f): 2:11am On Sep 11, 2006 |
There were three good arguments that Jesus was black: 1. He called everyone "brother". 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do. |
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by yahoo2(m): 9:41am On Sep 11, 2006 |
really cool one |
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by iice(f): 11:31am On Sep 11, 2006 |
lol nice one |
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by jaybaby(f): 10:42pm On Oct 23, 2006 |
Yea 4ni ,cool Good |
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by unit(f): 11:54am On Oct 24, 2006 |
nice one Brown-Eyes |
Re: Jesus Ethnicity by Memunah(f): 1:42pm On Oct 24, 2006 |
Nice One!! |
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