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A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by Jmaya(m): 12:30am On May 08, 2015
Dear MTN,
My dear MTN, My Dearest MTN...
No matter how you rephrase
this sms to me, I would never
fall victim of your business
tricks.
At first it was ''text yes to 7070
for a chance to win
N2,000,000''. I neglected it.
Then it graduated to "few steps
away from receiving your
N2,000,000 reward".... I kept
quiet...
Then I checked my balance and
saw "You would not receive
your N2,000,000 reward if you
dont text "yes to 7070"....I still
maintained my silence....
Then I recharged and I saw
"reward your self right now,
text yes to 7070 and you could
win N2,000,000"....
i still kept
quiet....
Then I got an sms from MTN and
viewed it. What I saw was "Does
your number end with 5524?
please send OK to 7070!
*******5524 has been
rewarded with access to MTN's
N2,000,000 draw today!
subscribe for 100/day"....I still
kept quiet...
I was waiting 4 my father to send some
cash to me. When i
got a sms, i thought it was the bank alert
but when i opened
it, i saw ""if Your number ends with 5524,
follow the
instruction in the next sms"
i waited patiently 4 d next sms, lo and
behold it was
"0703***5524 just won N2,000,000 draw
tonight. Text Yes to
7070 to claim. 100/sms." i was angry but i
said nothing.
Then I saw an alert again!!...
"Are you Gabriel? Yello, you just
won MTN's N2,000,000 draw.
Text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/
day" (Money wey I don win, I go
still text 100/day to claim am.
Abii?
Express don leave this MTN
o.)....ok o, I still kept quiet....
Then just few minutes ago, I got
a call and guess who called?
''7070''!!!... abeg wetin them
wan tell me wey them never
send for text?
Naija people, please judge me
and MTN ooo. I dey on my own
o...dem wan force N2,000,000
enter my
hand.
N2,000,000 na by force? ...
Haba!!
MTN I no want, Abeg!
make una help me beg MTN.
Who knows what the next
strategy will be?? I don Taya..!

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Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by jamex93(m): 12:32am On May 08, 2015
lolx


grin grin grin

na so dem take steal my money one time like DAT

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Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by Jmaya(m): 12:40am On May 08, 2015
jamex93:
lolx

grin grin grin
na so dem take steal my money one time like DAT
their matter don tire me ooooo...

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Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by jamex93(m): 12:44am On May 08, 2015
Jmaya:
their matter don tire me ooooo...

na ole dem b na
Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by Jmaya(m): 12:56am On May 08, 2015
jamex93:


na ole dem b na
hahahaha
Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by Baddestguyp(m): 1:09am On May 08, 2015
grin
Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by olipee(m): 1:35am On May 08, 2015
MTN is broke #4real
Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by Exponental(m): 10:03pm On May 08, 2015
are u a learner?
MTN?
@ Maga's risk!
Just like some MUMUs send me mail to update my bank acct in a bank I dont have an acct in.
Re: A Funny Message To MTN (marketing Department) by Jmaya(m): 9:26pm On May 09, 2015
Exponental:
are u a learner?
MTN?
@ Maga's risk!
Just like some MUMUs send me mail to update my bank acct in a bank I dont have an acct in.
hahahaha hahahaha

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