Imagine If animals and insects were on
facebook,
we'll be having
posts and comments like the following.....


MOSQUITO WALL POST:
*Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
(A) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my side o.

(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My
people don
fleet house.


DOG WALL POST:
*Na wa oh..... i no dey see bone chop again, d people
way i dey
live with fit break bone pass me self.

COMMENTS:
(A) na so 4 my side 2 o... na all their
ajeku beans, amala, eba, den go
park 4 plate con give me.
(B) e tire me self, my owner no even care
weda i don put sumtin 4
belle... well, no b him fault, wen him self
neva chop
since yesterday night


RAT WALL POST:
*Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na ehm
books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I
come ehm
house to watch tv or do watchman abi?

COMMENT:
(A) Your master stingy, disown am jor.

(B) If nt baba God way dey with me, i 4 don die...
every angle 4 my
place na trap & gum.


CHICKEN WALL POST:
*On the
1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one
month, if you need my attention, enter
bush I no fit shout. All these
christians no be em at all.
COMMENT:
(A) No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.
(B) Me
don accept my fate, na tie dem dey
tie me
everyday, aw i wan take escape.


HE-GOAT WALL POST:
*Heat mood activated, any she-goat
online for sex chat?

COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat: @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool pls
just give ur life to christ.
(b) He-goat: @She-goat, pretender, as if
you no dey feel Hot.
Carry your smelling backside comot for
my post jor.


COCK WALL POST:
*All these hen go dey run like say dey no
wan do am but if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for
doggy
style.
COMMENT:
(A) Your own better nah, you dey catch
them. The
ones for my area na fast and furious version7. I don pursue tire. Dem dey use me dae do hide and seek...
(B) D
ones way dey my area na ashawo,
dey don Bleep me die.



RAM WALL POST:
*As Salah don dey reach, na church things
from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover me IJN)
COMMENT:
(A) And me 2 ooo, church tinz, d lord is
my shepherd i shall not die during salah
(B) Hahaha, una be ase... i dey
make
money 4 my
master anytime him use me fight, so he no fit do me anytin bcuz im no go want make im source of wealth dry.

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Lolz! Very creative

lwkmd...I love dis

Very funny.

Lwtmb!!

Very funny

This should be the post of the century......laugh wan burst my belle.....

Hahaha...

Extremely funny