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The Lucky Guy +18 by Nabfresh(m): 7:00pm On May 11, 2015
THE LUCKY GUY 18+
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
4 over a year and so we decided to get
married.
There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always
wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was
bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was
near me,and I always got more than a nice
view.
One day her little sis called and asked me to
come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I
get married and commit my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and
if u
want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me. I
was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and headed straight to the front
door.
I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my
car. Behold, my future family were standing
outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes,
my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are
very
happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter
Welcome to the family!".
I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I
was
actually heading to my car to get my condoms
...NA GOD SAVE ME O!
Re: The Lucky Guy +18 by marshalcarter: 7:35pm On May 11, 2015
grin naim be say na inside our cars we go dey keep our condomsgrin

Guys take note

Ladies....bring the test

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