In an oil company, this man was about
to receive
a contract of N30 million
when his wife called him on phone.
On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a
very big
surprise for u, I can't
believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u
back, I'm about
to receive a contract of
N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this
one is
very urgent pls come home
now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,
TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called
me for an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d
access to go n come bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of
what
might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey
why dis
urgent surprise, when I was
abt to receive a contract worth 30
million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and
God has
finally answered our
prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than
pregnancy, if it's
just pregnancy I wouldn't
have disturbed u in ur contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't
believe this, u
knw we have been
praying over 6 months now? God has
finally
answered us. That Big rat
that always disturb us in the kitchen is
finally
dead, I called u to remove it,
I'm afraid of touching rats.
...if na u wat will u do

nah.......cant happen to me


i dont av absurd dreams

Lol by that time the slap I hav been savin since must hav finishd its phd program

No sane man will leave a contract of 30 million naira to attend to an unknown emergency except the man is already a billionaire.

justified beating