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these messages are not FUNNY...they are downright ANNOYING!

EMPTY-HEN

Do you know your problems were caused by witches in your village? if you want thunder to fire them, text TFW to 51135

To learn how to slap your girl friend without her getting angry TEXT ROMANTIC SLAP to 5030 100/week

HolyHero:
1. Did you know that eating hot garri is not good for your
health? For more garri killing health tips, send HEALTH to
5030. SMS cost N50 per week...
2. Chelsea lost her 1st game of the season last weekend, to
find out when they'll lose their next match, text CHELSEA
NEXT LOSS to 5032!
3. Last week, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo, two weeks ago,
Ifeanyi
won a Nintendo. Three weeks ago, the same Ifeanyi won a
Nintendo. To play for a chance to win a Nintendo, even
though Ifeanyi is going to win again, Text WIN to 5031
4. Nigerians are already banging fireworks for
Democracy Day. To find out what they will do next, text
Democracy
to 53850
5. To find out who's gonna be the next Governor of your
state. Text your State's name to 5900. SMS cost N50 per
week.
6. Short girls like putting on high heel shoes. To find out
other
interesting facts about short girls, text SHORT to 50385....
7. Did u know that ATM is the fastest way of withdrawing
money? To find out how to use an ATM, Text ATM to
5030....
8. Stretch marks make you feel insecure about your body.
Find out how to get rid of stretch marks naturally by sending
'K' to 38261 at N50 weekly. Wetin concern me with stretch
marks?
9. Do u know that next year will be 2016? to know today's
date, text DATE to 2014. SMS cost 2 naira!
10. Do you want to kill your state Governor because he is
wicked? If yes; text your State Governors name and address
to
333423 to get natural tips on how to kill wicked Governors!
11. Would you like to poison you neighbour for not allowing
you to sleep with his wife? Text kill my wicked neighbor to
33454 to get ancestral tips on killing of wicked neighbors...
12. Do you miss your ex and you feel like doing those things
with her again? Do you know you can make love to your
dead
ex girlfriend? Send Do it with my ex to 332419 to get
directions to die and do it to your ex....
Abeg, which network sabi do kain tin pass?




and add yours...

CC: lalasticala

do you know that you can can buy good witch for N50 only .text "Ikuku " to 256