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| Can This Happen In Nigeria? by akpumping7720(m): 4:37pm On May 13, 2015 |
The phone rings at police headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this police headquaters?" "Yes. What do you want?" I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."This will be noted. "Next day, the police comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave. The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden ploughed... 1 Like |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:39pm On May 13, 2015 |
Ooohhh damn! Its midnyt down here but I still keep laughing...  |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:44pm On May 13, 2015 |
lol
that can never happen in naija o. who get time to cut firewood for u?? lwkmf |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by TrishaP(f): 4:48pm On May 13, 2015 |
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| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by podosci(m): 4:48pm On May 13, 2015 |
The police man would first insult you and tell you there is no fuel, If they mistakenly come, that's if...You would receive the beating of your life and there is nothing you can practically do about it. When I watch TV and see Americans seriously protesting about Police Brutality, I am shocked.. In Nigeria, Police kill People everyday because of 20naira Bride and they blame it on Accidental discharge and nothing is done...We just dig a hole and burry the dead. Well, we shall get there one day |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by Lovebond34(m): 5:18pm On May 13, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:dahs if u c d police sf...u never c police for emergency finish na dis kind case u dy xpect to c dem? sorry for u no b for naija |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by akpumping7720(m): 5:26pm On May 13, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:I wonder ooooo. And our Naija policemen are bunch of lazy men |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by akpumping7720(m): 5:27pm On May 13, 2015 |
podosci:Amen bro! 1 Like |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:48pm On May 13, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Heard your contesting for miss NL.  hw tru is dt? |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by Nobody: 11:50pm On May 13, 2015 |
danbrowndmf: Naaaaahh...i quit. |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by danbrowndmf(m): 7:36am On May 14, 2015 |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by Nobody: 7:50am On May 14, 2015 |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by danbrowndmf(m): 7:53am On May 14, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Who do u wanna vote for. ? |
| Re: Can This Happen In Nigeria? by SOUNDKING: 9:14am On May 14, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:it can hapen big time,but in diff diamension,if them no see mary j them go help you put some there, who won pay for the fuel and the wasted bullets they will shoot to cause stire. |
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