AKPOS THE RADIO PRESENTER.... AKPOS: Hello! Wat is ur name and whr are u calling from? CALLER: My name is Ken, am calling 4rm Cross-river state. AKPOS: Ok, do u hv a question or a contribution? CALLER: I hv a question. AKPOS: Wat is ur question? CALLER:thr z dis lady i wntd in my life shortly after my NYSC, Bt all efforts proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by 4 reasons best knw 2 her. 5months later, I was able to get an apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job I secure with a major oil company. Now mst of d miss calls i hv are hers, barrage of sms and all dat. I am confused on wt to do. Pls advice me. AKPOS: Listen up man, gv her a call letting her knw u will be at her house in 2hrs time. Wen it's time, call her up and delay for another 2hrs. Tke a cool shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching perfume, drive 2 her house, wlk 2 her door and knock, once she opens, wear the best smile u've gt, look straight into ha eyes and say "THUNDER FIRE YOU"