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Akpos's Attitude Is Getting Out Of Control by dnuelly(m): 2:43pm On May 17, 2015
TEACHER: Why didn’t you study? AKPOS: A year
has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is
way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up
to 122 days sonow
we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for
only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day,
30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day
speaking to friends and family, that takes away
15 days more and
we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up
atleast 35 days in your year; hence you are only
left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days
of holidays, you are only left with 6
days.Say you are sick for a
minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the
year to study! Let's say you only go out for2
days...
You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your
birthday. That's why I did not study TEACHER:
keep quiet!!!

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