Dear Recruiter,

I hope this meets you well. Thanks for your offer but I have some conditions of my own.

I am only going to wake up by 5am to prepare for work due to traffic to make it to work before 8am if the pay is at least N200,000/month. And if for any reason you expect me to wear a tie to work, kindly make the pay at least N500,000/month because the heat in Nigeria is too much. I need enough air and need to feel free.

Lastly, if for whatever insane reason you expect me to wear a suit with the tie even if it is once a month then you would have to pay at least N 1,000,000/month. The weather conditions in Nigeria is not suited for that and I am not going to be sweating in a suit, therefore, you would have to provide a car and make sure my office is well air-conditioned. If you want me to look like I own the company, make me feel like it.

If you want me to dress in a certain way, kindly meet my above conditions.

Kind regards,

Tick.

Bro u go wait tire o,u think u can find a job that will be this lucrative in naija...btw u can get it in ur dream sha.

Mr man! wake up please, stop dreaming......

Quite funny but this is what self confidence is all about. It depends on what you can offer.... I Hope you have the skill set to back up this mentality.

I pray and believe that at a point in my career, I'd be so indispensable that I'll have the guts to give such conditions to firms.