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Horrific Accident by bigfather(m): 9:48pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
[b]A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like it was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer; I'm just fine," the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was, " "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." [/b] |
Re: Horrific Accident by Moyola(f): 9:50pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
LMCAO & F!! |
Re: Horrific Accident by blacksta(m): 10:10pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
useless |
Re: Horrific Accident by bigfather(m): 11:00pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
blacksta: Just like you abi ? |
Re: Horrific Accident by CrazyMan(m): 9:23am On Feb 11, 2009 |
That waz good |
Re: Horrific Accident by tytylayor: 10:10am On Feb 11, 2009 |
big father: u mean blind? |
Re: Horrific Accident by clemcykul(f): 3:43pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Horrific Accident by romsky: 4:21pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
not all blondes r stupid |
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