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Funny Fact About Life by Bimiafashion(f): 1:05pm On May 19, 2015 |
FUNNY LIFE FACTS 1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapp. 2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it. 3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS" 4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is 5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho 6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy. 7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad. 9.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast 10 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach 11. If At 16, your boobs already looking like DUNLOP SLIPPERS? You got a question to answer 12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM - 5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene 13. The vagina is only 4-6 inches deep & girls be looking for 10-12 inches dick! Do you want to Take out your womb? 14. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip.but Women still retain the 1st position 15. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So tink dip, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break 16.To those who commit suicide; why are you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals 17. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible. If any guy calls you an angel, na wash oo. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by Nobody: 1:18pm On May 19, 2015 |
This is hilarious. |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by adewaletb3(m): 1:27pm On May 19, 2015 |
So funny esp 17 |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by Emmanuel247(m): 1:38pm On May 19, 2015 |
Heheh
Wonderful |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by Nobody: 1:41pm On May 19, 2015 |
18 When you have wound on ur toes you wil start hittin ur leg on stones,tables,iron etc 19 if you woke up in de morning & was expecting ur boo @noon ur watch wil be very slow. but if dont want to see her at noon de watch runs fast. 20 woman wil tie rapper &suddenly saw a man & runs in &cover herself but dat same woman wil put on bikini &upload on facebook for de world to see. 21 behind every successful man dere's a woman.where is de woman when de man is poor?BUT WOMEN CHOSE SUCCESSFUL MAN. 22 did twaci distribute bags of rice to nl guys (woman rappers)to campaign for her? contesting for miss NL as if seun wil notice her in 20yrs tym. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by Twaci(f): 1:45pm On May 19, 2015 |
Adikam: Actually its not. Its fun dear and I love having fun, don't you? Have a nice day dear |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by lecturerdabo(m): 2:05pm On May 19, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Fact About Life by Rapsodee(m): 6:42pm On May 19, 2015 |
Adikam:Your no 22 tho |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by Nobody: 10:28pm On May 19, 2015 |
Lwkmd.... |
Re: Funny Fact About Life by Biggty(m): 10:33pm On May 19, 2015 |
This is really funny |
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