this is a true life story. It is happening now.

mr tom( not his real name), mr tom's neighbour's gold got missing on 18th of dis month and they been searching 4 d gold(worth 100k) they have not seen it, than there result to use bible and a key to know who stole the gold.
mr tom went añd brought his bible and they went to buy key. After tieing the bible and the key together, they started calling names, when they called the name of mr tom the bible turn round and fall.
mr tom started to plead that he is nt the one that did the stealing and he is been ask to bring the gold or the money 4 it.
now my confusion hère is dat mr tom is pleading dat he did nt steal the gold and bible say otherwise and in mr tom's acct he have only 30k in his acct. He nw to pay 4 the glod he clamed he did nt steal.
can the bible lair?

E go beta if u reframe ur post/sentence in pidgin English than dis made in Tapa.. Back to the topic,Mr Tom or woteva him name bi stole the gold.He should stop acting up and surrender the gold asap

wetin concern us with gold wey lost and who thief am?