its high time I got a job

my curriculum vitae

Real name: ©ⓗⓤⓚⓦⓤⓓⓘⓚⓔ ⓜⓐ©ⓐⓤⓛⓐⓨ
Nick name: ⓜⓐ©ⓤⓦⓞⓝ
Number: +2347055279486 Sex: male
HOBBIES: collecting Lions tooth, catching bullets with
bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest.
MY RECORDS: fought with a dinosaur and broke its
neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breath under
water for 2 moⓝth 3 weeks 6 hours 5 minutes and 45
seconds and traveled around the world in a day.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: went to heaven to charge
my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages. first male to
land on the sun.
SILIEST THING I'VE DONE: ate a bowl of plastic
fruit
on Xmas.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with
a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last
is
now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST MOMENT: firstly when a cobra died after
biting me and secondly when I roasted a dragon at
my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging and
telling people my history jereee



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