MAJOR FOOTBALL RULES WHEN WE WERE KIDS:
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot. (kaleee kaleee kaleee)
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals u score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.
6. No referee n lines men. u run with the ball even behind the goal post.
7. If u dont participate in repairing the ball u were given a match ban
8. If u're picked last, u're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in-case of a penalty only. (Change Keeper)
12. No half time, no glucose

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