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When You Are Asked Foolish Question by MacMath(m): 4:10pm On May 23, 2015
Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?'' Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down
and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him;
''are those flowers?'' Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by surabeeb: 4:21pm On May 23, 2015
MacMath:
Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?'' Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down
and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him;
''are those flowers?'' Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

someone see you at the restaurant holding a plate and ask, do you want to buy food?
Ans : No, i want to buy sand
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by NobleAky(m): 4:37pm On May 23, 2015
Mama Topeeeooooo abeg borrow me ur small pestle, let me handle the op for posting a stale joke
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by tucky200(m): 7:25pm On May 23, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by Moarek5k: 8:41pm On May 30, 2015
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