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When You Are Asked Foolish Question by MacMath(m): 4:10pm On May 23, 2015 |
Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?'' Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?'' Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees! 7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?'' Ans: No! I'm practicing to die. |
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by surabeeb: 4:21pm On May 23, 2015 |
MacMath: someone see you at the restaurant holding a plate and ask, do you want to buy food? Ans : No, i want to buy sand |
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by NobleAky(m): 4:37pm On May 23, 2015 |
Mama Topeeeooooo abeg borrow me ur small pestle, let me handle the op for posting a stale joke |
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by tucky200(m): 7:25pm On May 23, 2015 |
Re: When You Are Asked Foolish Question by Moarek5k: 8:41pm On May 30, 2015 |
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