1. When you take a long time, you are slow. When your boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

2. When you don't do it, you are lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

5. When you take a stand, you're being stubborn. When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7. When you please your boss, you're arse- kissing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

ok, you try sha....

@OP ure correct but u shud have simply put it as ur boss owns the company and u dont.

ANGELMARVE:
@OP ure correct but u shud have simply put it as ur boss owns the company and u dont.

Exactly.

My company my rules...if you can't abide by them, get yourself another job.

Our boss always take the Initiative. But a good steward who rapport so well with his/her boss sometimes take the lead.

Am a case study on this.

njuwo:
1. When you take a long time, you are slow. When your boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

2. When you don't do it, you are lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

5. When you take a stand, you're being stubborn. When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7. When you please your boss, you're arse- kissing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

well he is the boss face it or leave it simple