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$1 Million To Press The ON Button. by odeku457(m): 4:23pm On May 24, 2015
Will you Press the ON button for #196 Million Naira and blend away shocked shocked shocked ?



Don't ask me asin OP concern...lol. grin


Any Cold People on NL. ??



#happySunday

Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by boolet: 4:30pm On May 24, 2015
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Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by Neduzze5(m): 4:34pm On May 24, 2015
Hahaha..... I'm a very cold hearted person but those eyes....!!


Nah... I would never!!

Lalasticlala
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by icekream(m): 4:39pm On May 24, 2015
Nairalanders see question...
What next after grinding it?
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by icekream(m): 4:43pm On May 24, 2015
Neduzze5:
Hahaha..... I'm a very cold hearted person but those eyes....!!


Nah... I would never!!

Lalasticlala
Forming priest nisha
Do u know the number of cockroaches that have begged for your mercy?
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by Neduzze5(m): 4:45pm On May 24, 2015
icekream:

Forming priest nisha
Do u know the number of cockroaches that have begged for your mercy?


I've tried to look for the eyes in a cockroach but never been able to see them. But those eyes right there, naaahhh, I would never try that!!
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by odeku457(m): 4:57pm On May 24, 2015
Neduzze5:
Hahaha..... I'm a very cold hearted person but those eyes....!!
Nah... I would never!!
Lalasticlala


If you are cold hearted as you claimed you wont blink an eye. YOU still got some of you left inside you so congrats.

Neduzze5:

I've tried to look for the eyes in a cockroach but never been able to see them. But those eyes right there, naaahhh, I would never try that!!

Yes cockraoches freak me out.
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by bewla(m): 5:33pm On May 24, 2015
If am not ask to drink it after ward
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by odeku457(m): 5:42pm On May 24, 2015
bewla:
If am not ask to drink it after ward

Lets say Hypothetically.... you are asked to just Push the ON switch and get a Million Dollars cash .. will you.??
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by JuanPEE(m): 5:55pm On May 24, 2015
Close my eyes and click the damned button... God understands grin
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by gunuvi(m): 7:56pm On May 24, 2015
Ill ask my houseboy to press it on my behalf .....but meen those eyes will hunt any sane person for life if you press it.
I just can't press it...I can always make beyond $1m later in life.

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Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by slimderek(m): 9:50pm On May 24, 2015
Honestly I would.
Abegiii
Na cat I never kill before!
All of them na winsh here in benin
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by odeku457(m): 12:19am On May 25, 2015
slimderek:
Honestly I would.
Abegiii
Na cat I never kill before!
All of them na winsh here in benin

Lol... badt guy.
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by lilmax(m): 7:44am On May 25, 2015
Gladly
Re: $1 Million To Press The ON Button. by eROCK247(m): 6:56pm On May 25, 2015
Kai, Nigerians can form... Do u know d miracle u can work with 1million dollars Abegi I go press d button without blinking an eyelid. Eyes on d prize!!!

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