• U collect babe number
u use "chick" store am.
Shey her mama na
fowl ?
• U buy suya ur woman
chop all
the meat finish u con
dey smile dey chop the
onion, u be vegetarian?
• U dey wit ur guy & u
dey recieve diff kinds of
phone calls every 5 min,
yet u dey claim say u no
dey cheat on ur guy.
My sista, u be MTN
customer care agent?
• U ask a girl for what
she wants, she tells
you money and you are
angry. Were you
expecting
her to say wisdom &
understanding?
• U dey carry ur
girlfriend go club, after
u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin
to club. My broda u think
say miracle fit happen?
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for
a rich man u say she b
gold digger, bt ur sister
do d same to anoda
guy, u giv testimony for
Church saying na grace
of God. Bros park well
• Your babe get F9
parallel for WAEC, she
still dey ask for Brazilian
Hair of #150.000 . Abeg
Were
she wan fix am?, ontop
that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks,
stretch marks
scattered all ova ur
body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still
com wear 6 inches high
heeled shoe...she u wan
whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside
different type of cars
yet u expect ur man to
believe u are not
cheating. .aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different
gals picture for ur fone
& yet u xpect ur gal to
believe u are not
cheatin..
uncle, u be
photographer?
• He gave u an
engagement ring for
over five years, he
never marry u, my dear
u be lord of d rings?
•you they pay your
babe wey dey
university school fees
and yet u never write
JAMB, u be scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur
sugar daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey
call him BABY, my sister
he should be ur
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're
drinking pure water...pls
guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice
and stew, but u come
vomit fufu and egwusi
soup. Omo u be
magician?
•u dey read dis post and
u no laff, abeg u be
WITCH?
Goodevening Friends!!

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