During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes! The robber shot him.
Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?
She said no, but my husband over there did.

Bin Laden went to a fortuneteller and asked her when will I die.
She replied: You will die on an American holiday.
So he asks which American holiday ?
she says ''it doesn’t matter.
Anyday you die will become an American holiday''

A man asked the barber “How much for a haircut?”
“$5.50.” said the barber.
“And how much for a shave?”
“$3.00 sir.”
“Very well, shave my head.”

A boy walks into the school nurse's office.
Nurse: Why are you here?
Boy: I’m sick
Nurse: sick of what?
Boy: The teacher

Joe came back with a stolen watch and his friend bill asks:

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!

One guy to another, “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.”
“Did you see a lawyer?”
“No, I got married.”

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

from the best of jokes by sam milla

yes my boi

dani1luv:

Lol

Sammy is this your website

http://.com/sammilla  

yea, its new, dedicated to jokes, jokes and jokes, nothing more

fanx 4 mentioning

welcome dani2luv

dont mention

na person say make u no get val date?

i went, saw & conquered

& collapsed

yes on d bed dis morning after d Adam & Eve party

is that new

your eyes will soon fall out

because you've lost your sense of touch

romade iz that true

I was rather talking to ya

trying to complete romade's statement

hmmmn?

I hope that wasnt an understatement

u see urself 4 broad light

The credit wey you say you go send me

9z jokezz!!

y didnt u flash or text 2 remind me b4 Valentina came over 4 d wikend & Valentino dis morning