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Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(m): 10:06am On May 26, 2015
HOW TO CATCH A THIEF 101.
The American police style: allow
the thief catch u then u catch the
thief .
The china police style: chase the
thief till he gets tired, then u
catch him.
The arab police style: kidnap the
thief's wife,and threaten the thief
to surrender.
The Indian police style: allow a
pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure
him closer,then u catch him .
The Naija police style: catch any
person on the street, beat him
until he agrees he is a Thief..
True Or False

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Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by rawpadgin(m): 10:16am On May 26, 2015
grin[quote][/quote] grin
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 10:16am On May 26, 2015
Boring!
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by rawpadgin(m): 10:19am On May 26, 2015
then tie him mouth so he nor go fit talk

tell the public say him disappearing juju dey him mouth

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Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by daxlasaint(m): 10:22am On May 26, 2015
Akposkool:
HOW TO CATCH A THIEF 101.
The American police style: allow
the thief catch u then u catch the
thief .
The china police style: chase the
thief till he gets tired, then u
catch him.
The arab police style: kidnap the
thief's wife,and threaten the thief
to surrender.
The Indian police style: allow a
pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure
him closer,then u catch him .
The Naija police style: catch any
person on the street, beat him
until he agrees he is a Thief..
True Or False

"Naija police" so true!!!!
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(m): 10:39am On May 26, 2015
missclasssy:
Boring!
baby am not the cause of your problems if it doesn't seem funny to you

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Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 10:46am On May 26, 2015
Akposkool:
baby am not the cause of your problems if it doesn't seem funny to you

What problem?

You intended your post to sound funny but sadly, it's didn't .
I was just stating the obvious.
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(m): 11:03am On May 26, 2015
missclasssy:


What problem?

You intended your post to sound funny but sadly, it's didn't .
I was just stating the obvious.
Go take your pills. It's almost midday
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 11:21am On May 26, 2015
Akposkool:
Go take your pills. It's almost midday

You are not funny.
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(m): 11:32am On May 26, 2015
missclasssy:


You are not funny.
and you are not serious. Am not interested in pleasing you OK. If you want drama, go meet Jackie Chan
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 11:37am On May 26, 2015
Akposkool:
and you are not serious. Am not interested in pleasing you OK. If you want drama, go meet Jackie Chan

Boring again.
Mehn, my dog is funnier than you. No offense.

You would have said something like.
"If you want drama, go watch African magic or Real housewives or the kardashians.

That would have been funnier.
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(m): 11:45am On May 26, 2015
missclasssy:


Boring again.
Mehn, my dog is funnier than you. No offense.

You would have said something like.
"If you want drama, go watch African magic or Real housewives or the kardashians.

That would have been funnier.
then you don't know what drama is. My cat reasons better than you
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by asumo12: 11:45am On May 26, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by asumo12: 11:46am On May 26, 2015
very boring u mean?

missclasssy:
Boring!


embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 11:51am On May 26, 2015
Akposkool:
then you don't know what drama is. My cat reasons better than you

Really?

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