Mr Frankling;a German,was travelling with his Nigerian driver from Abuja to Lagos on a particular day and his driver Mr Audu asked him:`sir why dont you take flight instead of road`? The man told him he was allergic to flight and because of the issue of plane crash,he prefer road to air.They discussed alot of things as the white guy likes his driver very well.A few kilos before Ore,Mr Frankling farted and said `excuse me,Audu.`The blackman had no option.He continued his work.Minutes later the man did it again and said the samething.This time around the stench was soffocating but the poor guy had no choise.
When they got to Ore,the white man stopped over and took some drinks and relaxed before they contintued.But Nigerians no dey cary last.Audu demanded for two plates of beans and two eggs on each plate.He didnt drink water but requested for two tins of peak milk.An hour later,Audu retaliated and followed suit;`excuse me,Mr Frankling,sir.` The man saw it as natural thing.Minutes later he did it again but Mr Frankling lower the glases!Audu saw everything via the rear mirror.He did it the third time and the man said `Audu stop the car.Unfortunately Audu was on high speed and could not stop on time. He shouted `Audu,I said stop the car` !!!He managed to do it.Immediately the white man rushed out holding his nose saying excuse me,my foot!!!

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