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An Igbo Engineer Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic..... by Anoruo(m): 7:22am On May 27, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k". A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" You can't beat an Igbo man... *lol* 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Igbo Engineer Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic..... by TRADELYN: 7:31am On May 27, 2015 |
Re: An Igbo Engineer Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic..... by duran2059(m): 8:12am On May 27, 2015 |
Re: An Igbo Engineer Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic..... by sucreblazing(m): 8:26am On May 27, 2015 |
lolz ....igbo kwenu!!! I love this tribe, Na the language dey sweet me pass 1 Like |
Re: An Igbo Engineer Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic..... by domopps(m): 4:20pm On May 27, 2015 |
Igbo Kweozonu! Love their business sense Cheeeers |
Re: An Igbo Engineer Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic..... by Ifeanyi4491(m): 9:36pm On May 27, 2015 |
Fear igbo and money |
Re: An Igbo Engineer Can't Find A Job So He Opens A Clinic..... by Highbee015(m): 7:05am On May 28, 2015 |
Hehehehe! Funny. |
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