ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) My compound is noiseless because 'I
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Telemundo/Zee
world. Chai!
4) Kids are reading there books since watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more conjection in network since many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is fast...no one wants
browsing to kill his or her battery.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now.
9) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions
lolzz.
10) U even know its true...that u wia reading dis
so fast so u cud read d next post b4 ur battery goes off and u
didnt notice that there is no number 8, now u just found out and I believe u are smiling now.

IrA nu