6a.m in the morning(office opens afresh for staffs on morning shift).

Staff 1: walks into office and puts on switch for a particular district.

Staff 2: *runs towards switch and puts it off quickly* ah ah!...you no hear?,oga say make we no on light for them oh,say make we suffer dem small.

Staff 1: ah ah why?.

Staff 2: you be new comer for hia?,you no know as we dey do am before.

Staff 3: as some areas no dey gree bribe us again na plus oga get other reasons,be like say na instruction from federal government,he say make we dey play with th light,on and off,on and off so dem go frustrate.

Staff 2: he don even tell us how we go dey do am now,watch me! *moves towards power switch,puts on the tv also at the office to be sure a popular telemundo programme and football league was presently on*

*towards the climax of the telemundo and football matches as well,he switches it off and runs towards the window to hear the exclamation of the crowd affected by it*

* a loud crowd exclamation 'aaaaaaaaawwwwww' is heard*

*all staffs laughing hard*

Staff 2: oga say make we make sure say e pain dem,why?,me no know,and I no fit ask am,na instruction,people no wan dey bribe us again sef.

Staff 3: oga even talk say,few days to when we wan carry ladder go to cut light,say make we give dem small light so we go fit do our work well.

*boss walks in*

Phcn district chairman: *without greeting*,hope you have put of their lights?

Staff 2: yessir.

Phcn district boss: good!... *enters office and shuts door*

Weyrey pple na true yahn be dis , the way dey bring light today na vex , shout out to the Ashneer Indian movie watcher , e go pain una die

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na so o brother

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