1. My husband and Sambo is a good
people.
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and
the
Senators
were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.
(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of his
children.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you were
once a
children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,
it is
not easy to
carry second in an International
competition like this one, (addressing
press
men after
Female Under- 19 FIFA World Cup).
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it
not a
woman? They
were once a children now a adult now
they
are
bombing women and children making
some
children a
widow.
(Is she literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children
who have
become widows for loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao.)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY
(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead
of
committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died
but his
manhood
lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my
family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokoharam bomblast
churches
on
christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are
a very
bad
person, infact I'm a sadder woman
right
now and Mr.
President is more saddest
(Sad,sadder,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV.
(You guys have it too? Coz I don't)
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! We will miss rilly miss mama Peace...chai deris God oooooooooooo

Funny.

(u na don forget dis ?) na only one person waka come
chaiiiiii there is Godooooo all the blood that you people are sharing.
( shedding)

Principal...na only you waka come?...what of the WAYEC officer?....All this blood we are sharing in Bornu....All this blood they are making us sharing...there is God ooo...

Hahahaha,dere is god o

Very funny.

Lmao

;Dyou pipo should leave my god mother oo

mizcalvina:
;Dyou pipo should leave my god mother oo

godmother indeed. lol

Funny indeed but I forgot to laugh

She was trying to mix pidgin with English...