1) You buy your
girlfriend ice cream, you dey sip pure
water abi you get
diabeties?
2) You claim say you no dey cheat on
ur guy, yet you dey receive
different calls for him presence my
sister... You be customer care agent?
3) You buy your girlfriend suya you
come dey chop onion.... oh boy you be
vegetarian?
4) You snap different pix with
different cars yet you claim say u no
be
runs girl.... My sister you be
mechanic?
4) You dey sponsor your girlfriend for
university yet you never write
jamb.... My brother you be scholarship
board?
5) You ask a girl what she wants, she
tells you money and you are angry,
what do you expect her to say,
wisdom and understanding abi?
6) Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC,
she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair
of N150,000, were she wan fix am? On
top of that coconut head?
7) You have 8 tribal marks scattered
all over ur body, yet you still want a
tattoo.... Ah my friend you be zebra?
You are 6.5ft tall , you still come wear
6 inches high heel shoe... shey
you wan go moon?
9) You gather different girls pix for
your phone yet you expect your
girlfriend to believe you are not
cheating.... Uncle you be
photographer?
10) He gave you an engagement ring
for over 5 yrs, he never marry you,
my dear you be lord of the rings?
True Or False