Heaven is where the police are British; the judges are Americans; the bankers are Swiss; the cooks are French; the soldiers are Americans; the mechanics are Germans; the lovers are Nigerians; the government all organized by Canadians.

Hell is where the police are North Koreans; the Judges Malaysians; the bankers are Russians; the cooks are Indians; the soldiers are Iraqis; the mechanics are Chinese; the wives are Americans; the government all organized by Nigerians.