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Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by misspicy(f): 1:12pm On May 30, 2015
You can't help but miss Jonathan and Patience
Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife
make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows
like First Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan
does?
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian. Few examples of her "Award
Winning Speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS
good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit
SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on
Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to
treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English,
I left them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still
lives on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my
family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck
Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you.
When a child fails an exam, isn't the child
supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat
Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of
my husband. This man I have tasted him and
he is very sweet. Support him.
Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing
First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck
Jonathan).
Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by pinkiberry(m): 1:17pm On May 30, 2015
after every grammatical blunder she was once your first lady so deal with it
Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by Amuram(m): 1:26pm On May 30, 2015
pinkiberry:
after every grammatical blunder she was once your first lady so deal with it

Lol...this is the JOKES section! Don't take it personal wink

Op, did she really say all these things? grin
Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by Amuram(m): 1:29pm On May 30, 2015
pinkiberry:
after every grammatical blunder she was once your first lady so deal with it

Lol....This is the JOKES section! Don't take it personal wink

Op, did she really say all these things? grin
Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by misspicy(f): 1:34pm On May 30, 2015
pinkiberry:
after every grammatical blunder she was once your first lady so deal with it
who says she isn't
Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by misspicy(f): 1:48pm On May 30, 2015
Amuram:

Lol....This is the JOKES section! Don't take it personal wink
Op, did she really say all these things? grin
yes she did. grin
Re: Mama Peace,we Will Miss You. by Nobody: 3:02pm On May 30, 2015
he did not come too? what about the princpal no too.. na only you waka come.. continu.. there is God.. THERE IS GOD IN EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING.. those blOOd.. that are sharing in Bornu.. will answer

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