1. The anger of a penis doesn't
destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity
ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's
breasts but not
with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman and the
farmer who grows corns by the road side have the
same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with
her legs open,
never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do
not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts
forever has never
tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where
her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience.
(Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus,
u are sure to
wake up with a smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles is the
day you will know there is a better
way of resolving
issues without using violence.

Lol.....real funny