1. If your woman catches you looking at another
woman,
turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t
dress
like that.
”2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their
kids
with the intent of making them cry and then start
beating
them again to stop them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her
Life,
Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her
Husband On Her WeddingDay.
4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to
2go.
5. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking
for
Richmen, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find
you
too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are
people
in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly
text
"thunder fire them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than you,
just stop
calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae,
Brother
Boo, Sir Baby
8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major
problem
in thiscountry.
9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board
say
"manwanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25
10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper, no
matter how many goals you Save...People will only
remember
the ones You missed.
11. India has never been to the World Cup because
FIFA
won'tallow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after
every
goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your
source of
income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job
opportunity.
13. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie
and
his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing
salon
dey that side?
14. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner
is not
domestic violence, it is self- defense
15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for for Years. Is she
your
University Degree?
16. New ways of crossing roads in Nigeria, check
sideways
4 motors, & look up for plane-crash, & look down for
bomb, &
look back for kidnappers, and now run zig~zig to dodge
bullets .

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