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Compilation Of Some Of The Funniest African Proverbs by yungEX(m): 7:31am On Jun 01, 2015 |
AFRICANS PROVERBS OF THE DAY!!! 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria ) 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. Add yours jare!! Cc lalasticlala https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=383923695141371&id=100005712302138&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6155288491553116238%3Amf_story_key.-1449133623759533715&__tn__=%2As |
Re: Compilation Of Some Of The Funniest African Proverbs by saaedlee: 7:34am On Jun 01, 2015 |
So funny...buh true tho |
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