On the first day God created the cow. God said,
"You must go to field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and
give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a
life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you
want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God
said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and
bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I
will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking.
Give me ten years and I'll give back the other
ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God
said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make
them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for
twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you
back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said,
"Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just
enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way
God! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the
forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back
and the ten monkey gave back. That makes
eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for
the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family; for the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and
for the last ten years we sit in front of the house
and bark at everybody.

I really wanna laugh.... but ur joke wnt let me

Its not justiable at all....its so dark...what u wrote can be called many things but certainly not a joke.

Are u sure this is a joke? Cuz in most jokes I laugh but this just seems like a story