Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

A person was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. Unable to locate the Capitol building, the person asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the person is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The person replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

him and the police officer i wonder who dull pass.

okay sorry nah u wey tell the joke.

cute is responsible for d 45th & 54th bus delay

izeek:

him and the police officer i wonder who dull pass.

okay sorry nah u wey tell the joke.

ke ke ke

romade:

cute is responsible for d 45th & 54th bus delay

. . . so she's the one we want for the job

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@first joke
lmao

@ 2nd joke

lol see your wrinkles *grins hard*

3rd joke

Clems, where you keep my princess

yaba left

lmao!

Romade you dey progress - from next bus stop to Next office to obama. makes me wonder where next

Jeovy e no easy but na God dey do am o
abi u don 4get say He transformed from PRISONER to PRESIDENT  ^{[e.g Joseph 4 ya Bible & Obj 4 ya country}

very true.