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MUST Read:hilarious Rewritten Wise Quotes Of Great Personalities! by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jun 03, 2015
Enjoy!........
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a
type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr
(1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before
eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). He who sleep with someone wife is commiting suicide- Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing
the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen
Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing
his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of
anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school
without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria
- Lord Lugard (1904)
cool. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook
yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either
looking for job or needs money badly - kuteNUEL
(2015).
Happy New Month.
Don't forget to add your own
Cc: Lalasticlala Dani1luv ben13.
Re: MUST Read:hilarious Rewritten Wise Quotes Of Great Personalities! by pstfr: 10:55pm On Jun 03, 2015
very funny....weldone.

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