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MUST Read:hilarious Rewritten Wise Quotes Of Great Personalities! by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Enjoy!........ 1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). He who sleep with someone wife is commiting suicide- Albert Macauley (1872) 4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) . He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - kuteNUEL (2015). Happy New Month. Don't forget to add your own Cc: Lalasticlala Dani1luv ben13. |
Re: MUST Read:hilarious Rewritten Wise Quotes Of Great Personalities! by pstfr: 10:55pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
very funny....weldone. |
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Funny! Funny!! Funny!!! / PICTURE: Thief In Suit Got Caught In A Mousetrap While Stealing Briefcase / The Joke Out Of Ay's Broken Home.
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