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Some Funny Facts by Nobody: 7:07am On Jun 06, 2015 |
1. When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish u later." 2. The day a Ghost got involved in an accident was the day oyinbo stopped watching Nolly wood. 3. What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing.. 4.Someone walks up to u licking Ice-Cream and tells u to help him with T-fare cos he's Stranded..pls shoot Him!" 5. U did the Exam so well that u Took the Answer Scripts Home to show ur Room-mates... Ur 'A' go too sure. 6. That awkward moment when you type"Trophyless " on Google and the result shows"Arsenal" 7.Just put currency sign in front of your BB pin and igbo girls would add you sharply.$2737A4 A7" titration tinz 8. If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible & anointing oil or Quran as buffdae gift, free her, na WITCH" 9.They say love is more important than money. Pls try paying a Lagos conductor with a hug and kiss. 10. In a Nigerian Home...If your friend forgets to greet your parents, that's the end of that friendship.if you doubt" try am 11. Women are like police, they might have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession. 12. People That Smoke Weed Before Going To Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?" 13. In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them. 14. If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!" 15. If 80k Brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk good sense into your life" 16. Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. Thought the house of God is also my father's house?" 17. WHITE KID BE LIKE: "Shut Up Dad"!!;* Dad shuts up* DAD REPLY'S- *Shutup too* 9JA KID SAYS: "Pale, Shut up abeg"*wakes up*....where am i? DOCTOR: Oloshi..St. Mercy Hospital" 18. A slap is a manual over ride mechanism used to rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one is above a manual reset." 19. Some Igbo people with their names, how can you be naming identical twins"Praise and Worship"?" 20. And So, I was watching a yoruba movie...and this Guy shot himself in the head THRICE...Awon Oloriburuku!!" 21.Someone Blocked His Dad on facebook, the Dad also Blocked Him from entering the House 22. One rapper just said "My blood is so full, call me 'bloody fool'"..... 23.U can't recite a Bible Passage! but u can mention 68 Hotels & Clubs in Lagos and Akwa Ibom without thinking? My Sista, ur life is blinkin on a low ba3!" 24. Marrying a lady whose cooking skills can only be compared to mama peace English is suicidal." 25. After reading all dis u fail to comment...na u stingy pass. |
Re: Some Funny Facts by ginawest(f): 7:22am On Jun 06, 2015 |
lolz.. very funny |
Re: Some Funny Facts by Nobody: 7:49am On Jun 06, 2015 |
Am on duty right now, will comment latter |
Re: Some Funny Facts by blake777(m): 3:59pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Found no 1-6 funny the rest was just lame |
Re: Some Funny Facts by whillyamz98(m): 11:13pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
OP i think this is a control c v post. funny and remixed though |
Re: Some Funny Facts by sinaj(f): 1:12am On Jun 08, 2015 |
lol no. 13 is xo tru |
Re: Some Funny Facts by auntymi(f): 4:26am On Jun 08, 2015 |
19. Some Igbo people with their Praise nd worship na igbo name/language |
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