Watching Football with women (especially
your
wife) can be
interesting sometimes. The example below
is
typical (I pity
the guy no b small)
:
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo
Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's
that
yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red
means
the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a
traffic light:
Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!!
God! It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal
putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey
be
that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na.
Don't
you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world
cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world
cup?
Where are you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old
man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene
Wenger
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo
that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me
jare!!

cc: CocoLav and Urine.

Why Cocolav and Urine?

Urine do I ask you this kinda questions?

CoCoLav:
Why Cocolav and Urine?
Urine do I ask you this kinda questions?

No, you're a football expert.

davide470:
cc: CocoLav and Urine.

Oga, this one wey you tag me for this matter, I dey fear o.

Urine:


No, you're a football expert.



Oga, this one wey you tag me for this matter, I dey fear o.

Thank God you know.