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| What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by DickDastardly(m): 9:00am On Jun 07, 2015 |
No strings attached. No marriage, no relationship. No pants! Just wake up in the morning, look outside, sight anything female, give her a hot chase, doesnt matter where she runs to. She jumps fence, you jump. She enters water, so you do. She crosses a highway without looking, you maintain your pursuit tacitly. Finally you catch and grab her, plug in and unplug as quickly as you cum. What if the creator decides to change our sexual orientation to that of the poultry  I know most guys will love this to come to pass, while the sissies among us will pretend just to appear modest here  But majority of the ever pretencious, hypocritical insatiable females will call for my head.  Now whats your take? Cc. The VASELINE crew! 1 Share
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| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by DickDastardly(m): 9:02am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Which female Nairalanders will you wish to live close to, if this has to happen? |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by joystickextendr: 9:04am On Jun 07, 2015 |
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| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by Waspy(m): 9:05am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Chicken-brained  |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by Acekidc4(m): 9:06am On Jun 07, 2015 |
I Love This Will be Right Back after 2nd Service |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by rawtouch: 9:07am On Jun 07, 2015 |
ChaIiiiiiii There will be no more cases of rape oooo |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by Tallesty1(m): 9:12am On Jun 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly:Anyone that quotes me will get the chase of her life. I will put my long legs to a good use then. 1 Like |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by Shortyy(f): 9:15am On Jun 07, 2015 |
mtcheew |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by loomer: 9:17am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Some guys no go still bleep babes till dem die, abi u no know say na survival of the fittest nai fowl de do? |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by DickDastardly(m): 9:19am On Jun 07, 2015 |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by Shortyy(f): 9:21am On Jun 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly:tah. |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by Nobody: 9:28am On Jun 07, 2015 |
How's the wife, OP? |
| Re: What If We Were Created To Do It Like This (image) by DickDastardly(m): 9:31am On Jun 07, 2015 |
RickRichards:Cool  1 Like |
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